FUCKING HIGH AND HAPPY. NO ALCOHOL INCLUDED.

I AM A FUCKING GIRL TODAY!!! TAKE THAT, BITCHES! I WORE A FLOWERY TOP! HAHAHAHAHA.

Hao: "WOAH. What happened to you today?!"
Hao's mum: "WAH, wear until so nice ah! Hair still got flower clip!"
Jem: "What the fuck, flower clip. Why you wear until like that!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DID IT.

First step to Basic Girl Theory and then I'll proceed to Basic Girl Test. If I do fucken well I'd get Pariss treat from the boys and then Final Practical. WOWWWW I feel like a girl today! HAHAHA I know rightttt, I AM a girl but I... don't know. I think I have an invisible lanjiao.

Fuckin' hell, I spilled my green bubble tea (green tea bubble tea, Jasmine green tea in a bubble tea way, get it honey?) and it kinda got into my panty...

Est: "EH fuck, my pussy tio water!"
Lion: "CAN YOU PLEASE BE MORE FEMININE?!"
Est: "WHAT THE FUCK, my pussy there wet!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I know I know I've been trying so hard to become a girl... I will pass my test(s)!

Okay that aside, the boys and I went to town for SHOPPPPPPPPINGGGG. Nb that CB Jem was SO proud of his Asics I'm going to kick HIS ASS! HAHA you wait for my high-cut I'll bloody own you on CNY!

SIZE 5 PLEASE COME... (check out my right shoulder HAHAHA)

I bought a vest and a skirt... Hao was on shopping spree, he bought like 3 bottoms and a shirt. Lion and Jem bought really nothing. Fucken exhausting man, the shopping was like WTFTIRED. The night was still young when we ended our shopping. Hao and I decided we should cycle to Jem's house after we got home and put our stuff...

Est: "Steady k, I know the route. TPY exit."
Hao: "You take the lead."

So from Bishan St. 22 we got our asses on our bikes...

Hao: "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NBCB, LONG CUT FUCK!"

Est: "SORRY LAH, LONG ROUTE NIA. I KNOW ONE K!"

Both: "HOLY SHIT.........."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA AT LEAST WE DIDN'T GO STRAIGHT TO BARTLEY. WE CYCLED LEFT AND GOT TO SERANGOON AVE. 3. BUT REALLY, GOTTA THANK THE STRANGER WHO TOLD US TO TURN LEFT, TURN RIGHT, RIGHT AND THEN LEFT. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

ONE BIG FUCKING ACHIEVEMENT OK!

FUCKFACE BEHIND ME.

OH THIS IS BEFORE LEAVING, MY NIKE ASS. WOO!

Ok now I'm at Jem's place and he farted twice and I ROFL-ed. Hao is playing PS3 and Saleha just went offline. :(